Tuesday, August 4, 2009

"Oh yes, Mr. Scorsese, come right through."



this is the drawing of the new Plymouth Rock Studios which is going to open in 2010 in Plymouth, Massachusetts. it's going to be a big, huge studio lot with fourteen sound stages and a ten acre back lot. it's part of this whole "Hollywood East" thing.

ANYWAYS.

see that front gate? that's where i will be sitting. in my little booth, probably wearing a cute little uniform.

"Welcome, Mr. DiCaprio, have a great day."

i will be the best studio lot security guard ever.

"Hello, Mr. Haggis! Would you mind taking a look at my recently completed screenplay? You wouldn't?! Great!"

(because i will finish it one day)

and i will be best friends with all the famous people and big shots that rule the entertainment industry.

and before any of us know it, i will have gone from:

"Welcome, Mr. Clooney."

to:

"and I'd like to thank the Academy for this great honor."

to:

ANNOUNCER: Now, please welcome the President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences....Julie Evans! (thunderous applause)

wow! what a great ladder climbing segment. i should do those more often. what a great life i have to look forward to.

ok. well, i just wanted to show you all my new job location. you all can come visit me at anytime. i will probably let you in if you mention this blog.

i think i'm going to go to bed early tonight. not right now, but possibly by midnight. we'll see how that works out.

have a great tuesday evening!!!!


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