
this is the drawing of the new Plymouth Rock Studios which is going to open in 2010 in Plymouth, Massachusetts. it's going to be a big, huge studio lot with fourteen sound stages and a ten acre back lot. it's part of this whole "Hollywood East" thing.
ANYWAYS.
see that front gate? that's where i will be sitting. in my little booth, probably wearing a cute little uniform.
"Welcome, Mr. DiCaprio, have a great day."
i will be the best studio lot security guard ever.
"Hello, Mr. Haggis! Would you mind taking a look at my recently completed screenplay? You wouldn't?! Great!"
(because i will finish it one day)
and i will be best friends with all the famous people and big shots that rule the entertainment industry.
and before any of us know it, i will have gone from:
"Welcome, Mr. Clooney."
to:
"and I'd like to thank the Academy for this great honor."
to:
ANNOUNCER: Now, please welcome the President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences....Julie Evans! (thunderous applause)
wow! what a great ladder climbing segment. i should do those more often. what a great life i have to look forward to.
ok. well, i just wanted to show you all my new job location. you all can come visit me at anytime. i will probably let you in if you mention this blog.
i think i'm going to go to bed early tonight. not right now, but possibly by midnight. we'll see how that works out.
have a great tuesday evening!!!!
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